Another names for Trainers

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

A dirty, long-haired teenager who listens to heavy metal music and wears black heavy metal t-shirts, ratty sneakers, and jeans.

Something or someone that is very cool.

a Tire, wheel, tube on a bicycle or a car.

Someone who's best contribution to society would be running on a treadmill to create energy; Retarded people.

The amount of space in between the woman's vagina where you can feel her walls. If you can feel her walls very well then she has lots of tread. If you can't feel her then she has no tread left. There is a tread scale.

5 - Virgin
4 - She's not a whore
3 - Maybe been around here and there
2 - You're definitely not her first
1 - You better be big

0 - Hot dog down the hallway