When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."
Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."
John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."
John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012
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Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:
-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts
-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts
-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:
Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.
Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.
Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
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A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:
• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".
• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.
• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.
• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.
• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.
• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".
• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.
• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.
• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.
• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.
• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *
Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.
Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.
Person 1: That indeed is sad.
Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.
Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.
Person 1: That indeed is sad.
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An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr October 22, 2007
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An anxiety disorder that is triggered from witnessing one's team choke, whether that be a spring training game, season game, or playoff game. Symptoms include:
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
-Fair weather sportsmanship
-Ranting about the choke
-Afraid to watch any games
-Making excuses to not watch a game (playing video games, homework, on the computer)
-Avoidance of talk about recent games
-Loss of faith in team
-Low self-esteem, unable to defend team from rival fans
Example 1:
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
Joe: Dammit! The Cubs just keep losing!
Kel: Screw this, I'm gonna go to the bar!
Few minutes later...
Joe: Yes! We tied it!
(Kel runs in the room)
Kel: Alright! They're unstoppable!
Joe: Damn, Kel. No need to hide your PTCD.
Example 2:
Joe: Hey, the Pats won last night!
Kel: Fuck the Pats! All they ever do is fucking lose! We won Super Bowl Fucky-Two! The Giants weren't actually that fucking good enough! It was one of our fucking players!
Joe: Chill, Kel!
Kel: Sorry. Post-Traumatic Choke Disorder.
Example 3:
Joe: Hey, Kel! You gonna watch the ALDS tonight?
Kel: No, I'm probably gonna go out with Jane.
Joe: I thought you broke up with Jane?
Kel: Dammit! My PTCD's acting up again!
Example 4:
Joe: Hey, the Cubs played an amazing game last night!
Kel: Um, can we not talk about the Cubs right now? I happened to miss the game.
Joe: PTCD?
Kel: Yup.
Example 5:
Marvin: Yo, Boston sucks!
Kel: Yeah, whatever.
Joe: Dude, don't take that from him!
Kel: Who cares? I've lost confidence!
Joe: Stop it with the PTCD!
Example 6:
I myself happen to be a sufferer of PTCD. Since the Pats' loss in Super Bowl 42, I have been petrified of ever watching another sports game. The one time I watched a Red Sox game after that was when they choked to the White Sox during a home game in 2010. Since then, I have suffered a double dose of the disorder.
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One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.
Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost
by Lockon Stratos January 04, 2020
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Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 04, 2015
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