Trashism is a religion. We pray to our trash cans night. We don't have 'Jesus' we have 'trashus'

Our holy book and holidays will all be on wattpad

How to convert:
1. Pray to your trash can
2. Slide down your stairs in a trash can

Every time you see a trash can you must get on your knees and whisper 'into the traasshhh'

If you sin you will be sent to hell.

Sins:
Not praying to your god every night
Raping

Not getting on your knees and saying 'into the traaasshh'

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.