When someone, tired of the burdensome responsibility of carrying their trash around throws it at their friend or some unsuspecting pedestrian and it makes contact with any part of their body, ownership of the article of garbage becomes the unsuspecting souls property.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.