Seamo: Great trade Mitch

Mitch: Thanks, it was a hard deal to get done

Seamo: But now my team will never be as good as yours because of that trape you just made.

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

i was walking home from the pub shitfaced and i got ambushed and traped

Did you trape your sister? That's borderline incest...

James' smirk makes him drop-dead gorgeous...I wanna trape him!

Pete's tattoo is really sexy...think he'll let me trape him?

What Brendon said right there, was a total turn-on - let's take turns traping him.

Joe: did you see Bens tweet yesterday? wtf man...

Jake: Na man, he had the guys round he just had some heavy trape on his ass.

Joe: oh so he didn't actually donkey punch his mum...

"Dave has just sent me a text telling me he wants to butt-fuck me!"

"Nah! I guess he left his phone lying around and someone traped him!"