When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

A bar crawl style group drinking adventure in which the group dresses in native american garments (buckskin, feathers and war paint) and a group "leader" dresses as Andrew Jackson in a military uniform. The leader is charged with picking the route and stops along the crawl and forcing the group to leave at random before they have finished their fire water at each watering hole. The bars along the route have to gradually decline in quality of the service and classiness of their patrons. Participants who black/pass out along the way are stripped of their belongings by the rest of the group and left behind. If any natives find a way to trade for and/or steal enough clothing along the trail to become "civilized," they are allowed to help Jackson lead the crawl and can take drinks at random from the natives.

A lifestyle leading towards becoming a whore.

A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes.
Also known as a fuse, garden path, or goatee.

a person who has worked on a trails maintenance crew, usually in the backcountry in a National Forest or Park, for at least seven seasons.

Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.

The foul odor trail left by someone who smells. The smell that lingers after they have left the room.