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An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.
Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
by Brentford April 13, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.
Dude 1: The Trailblazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.

Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.

Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.
by Brentford April 09, 2009
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The act of spreading hot sauce on the johnson before having anal sex.
I wanted her to remember the experience, and there was some Tabasco handy, so I gave her a trailblazer.
by OG5 February 09, 2008
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Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.
I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.
I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!
by bt March 13, 2003
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Leaving a trail of semen from a woman's chest down to her vagina in essence "leaving a trail"
Dude! I totally pulled a trailblazer on this hottie last night, I sprayed all over her so I would know where to go.
by The Human Centipede October 26, 2011
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