*talking on phone* "So yeah, then Kim turned around and MOTHER F&%@ER WHERE DID YOU F!^@ING LEARN TO DRIVE YOU PIECE OF $#!&! ... Anyway, so Kim says to me"
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
"Dang bro, sounds like you have some nasty traffic tourettes."
by b3rk February 09, 2009
Having three girls on top of each other, and fucking the bottom girl, the middle girl, then the top girl, like the changing lights in a traffic light (green, yellow, red).
Guy 1: did he just come out of the same room those three girls were in?
Guy 2: yeah, he was traffic lighting them. I saw them still lying on top of each other when he left.
Guy 2: yeah, he was traffic lighting them. I saw them still lying on top of each other when he left.
by The Finn 6996 August 02, 2009
The uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at other drivers who infringe on your space (whether real or imagined).
Jay: Man that guy just cut you off.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
Mark: That @#$% can't drive worth @#$%.
Jay: I see your traffic tourette's is getting worse.
by JJE March 06, 2008
by Randy Flagg May 29, 2014
by ras1973 December 08, 2014
Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
A driver who gets in the middle lane of a multi-lane highway/freeway and proceeds to drive under the speed limit, effectively stopping the flow of traffic.
We were cruising along nicely until we hit a pocket of slow traffic. Everyone was trying to get around a traffic tampon camped in the center lane.
by YB85 March 08, 2011