The act whereby motorcyclists lane-split to the front of a set of lights then race each other when the lights go green.

A way to make the daily commute more interesting.
Man that viffer really dominated at the Traffic Light Grand Prix this morning!
by Tumbles June 27, 2008
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You get these from somebody when they wanna know your going the wrong way with it and need to turn around. Basically it means they aren't tolerating what your doing and have a problem with it
Jimmy: Hey girl you lookin good what's your name?

Cindy: Why you wanna know that?

Jimmy: Cmon lets get to know each other?

Cindy: Why?

Jimmy: Fuck you you difficult ass bitch

(2 hours later)

Jimmy: I failed at talkin to this girl earlier

Timmy: She gave you the back of the traffic lights?

Jimmy: Yea I'm so pissed
by OpticalEpilepsy June 03, 2010
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Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.
Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!
by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013
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23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day

you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)

friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
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Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
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