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The most sexiest store in the world. Those free samples make me hard. If heaven was a place it would be Trader Joes
Timmy: Hey Miranda... my parents aren't home wanna do something fun

Miranda: Yeah lets go to Trader Joes
Timmy: Yes
by Colorful_Crans December 18, 2019
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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A grocery store that deals in mostly organic food. Lots of white people. Everywhere.
I went to Trader Joe's and was swept up in a crowd of whiteness.
by matchflame July 28, 2004
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A unique grocery store with wonderful products from around the world with outstanding prices and customer service.
by R.W.P. September 23, 2003
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One of the coolest grocery stores in existence -- home of two buck chuck, the Pound Plus chocolate bar, and some of the most creative TV dinners in the known universe.
by Brian X July 09, 2003
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a food store that offers a fine variety of foods to many people. the staff are generally funny people. every product they offer has been tested for quality, and they make sure that their products are good in every way. they also do not sell "third party" foods, every thing is grown/harvested/made by them.
by sean arsefaceLOL May 25, 2008
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