A tpett is an interesting creature. It likes three things sexually. Those three things are guys, men, and boys. Tpetts also have an arch nemesis named Zmill. Tpett vs Zmill is synonymous with Celtics vs Lakers, Buckeyes vs wolverines, and Batman vs Superman. Tpetts are decent at football and normally win the battle. However, Zmill talks his smack. Tpetts also love bbc.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods