Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.
Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.
by your testicles August 15, 2010
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A great Japanese Car company who makes
quality cars(not like fuckin american companies with their POS junkers which break down like shit)
As I drove on the high way, i saw a ford smoking from its hood.
by Acura rulx October 23, 2003
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Cars that used to be more reliable than domestic builders in the 1970s, 1980s, and part of the 1990s. However, they have assumed that they can build good cars by divine right, and have made many problematic vehicles. One such example is the poor PCV system found on their 3.0L V6. They are also convinced that only an idiot can have a warranty problem with one of their cars, and if you do, prepare for a fight.
My mother had an oil leak from her 2002 Solara. For 1 hour and 30 minutes, We had to listen to some snobby salesman tell us that Toyotas can't break unless maintained by idiots. Finally the dealership mechanic pointed out the oil leak, and the rude salesman didn't even make an attempt at an apology.

The manufacturer that is making new domestic drivers everyday.
by Artificialist November 16, 2005
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One of the many tools of Japan to take over America, possibly even all of Asia. Designs products for hippies that are no longer free birds, primarily for 50 yr old women. Doesn't have the balls to make anything exciting anymore.
I'm a proud American. I have a Toyota for my ride, a Sony TV, Samsung cellphone. Not to mention many fine products made in China, Taiwan, and of course Japan. God Bless America!

by CN-Dawg July 29, 2008
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Dull but reliable Japanese Buicks.
Here's a fun game. Drive a silver Toyota Corolla or Camry to a shopping mall, and have a friend move it to a different parking spot. Then try finding it.

Mabye ricers who trick out their family toyotas are on to something. You need altezza style taillights and huge wings just to tell the damned things apart!
by gooberliberation March 18, 2006
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Another Japanese-based car manufacturer, who also make long-lasting, efficient cars. Unfortunately, they made the Supra, which is on the tip of every dumb ricer's tongue. SHUT UP AND GET YOUR LICENSE.
by somedude March 25, 2003
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A car that's gas pedal will stick at inopportune times, causing injury, maiming, and death. Formerly known as a good quality car, now associated with pain and suffering, lies about "bad" floor mats, blaming others for own faults.
"I got my recall letter from those liars today. I will not let my daughter drive that Toyota deathtrap again"
by Uncle Jon February 08, 2010
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