Urban Dictionary: Toxins

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A term used by pseudo-health professionals to convey to their clients exactly how much expertise they have in the field of absolutely nothing at all.

"Trust me, if you soak in a hot bath with a pinch of baking soda, a cup of lavender oil, and a brick of highly enriches uranium, it will rid your body of toxins."
"What exactly are these toxins?"
"Like, you know, toxins"
"Ah, ok...."

by SinisterCynic July 16, 2015

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Toxin

A form of depression that will slowly infect others.

He is toxin and sadly being toxin he is toxin.

by Gwezt December 23, 2019

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Toxin

the most craziest pimp you will ever see, has many hoes that do anything for him or to him.

The man is toxin. Could he be anymore toxin?

by Andrew January 01, 2005

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Toxin

slang for 'talking,' particularly with someone of douchey character or a caustic personality.

"I was toxin with this girl who spoke entirely in corporate slogans, I swear... so damn annoying"

by profundityisdeadlongliveprofundity October 25, 2006

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Toxins

The coolest boy you will ever see, he is so sexy, hot and amazing that no woman can resist sleeping with him, he is so badass and his cock is 10 inches long.

Damn he’s such a Toxins.

by BootySlayerMax124 February 18, 2021

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