Female member of the Townie Species, often takes part in unsafe mateing with randome people at a low age, often smokes and talks like they have a major trought infection or dont know how to comtrol the pitch of there voice. they eat a very small amount a mounth and the stomach is lined with swallowed tobaco and seemen. can be found in allyways street corners Mc donalds and other places a penis can be found

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.