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A little townhouse, Older generations are called "Townhouse Rats" that havent moved out, they're still living there. Now it is getting a little ghetto and the white, ghetto kids just smoke all the time in the "back park".

It is dispite that a nice community to live in and raise kids in... just make sure they aren't friendly with the delinquents.
"I was walking by the townhouses when i was a bunch of kids in the back park smoking around the gazeebo."

"I walk walking by the back park late at night when i saw some teenagers getting high and drinking in the back of the townhouses
by R.T. DBW December 09, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Another name for an Asian person. A Townhouse is a type of cracker that happens to be yellow.
Man: "Dude have you seen that new kid, he is a townhouse."
Other man: "Does that mean he eats dogs and plays counterstrike?"
by Knickk April 12, 2008
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