It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!
Mom: What?!
Niggato: you'll never catch me
Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
A small wash cloth or hand towel that is kept next to the bed, in the glove box or in a pocket and is used for cleaning up bodily fluids after a sexual encounter. It may have a smiley face drawn in a corner so that the Happy Towel will not be accidently used for other purposes. This towel might also be used for a woman to spit into if she does not have the decency to swallow.
After their passionate encounter, Dick and Jane used their Happy Towels to clean up the mess and the wet spot. happy towel clean up body fluid
by Grendel177 January 01, 2015
Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
by sunsetfunset November 11, 2007
Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
by N1N July 25, 2010
by Gnub Jist May 21, 2016
The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.
Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
by txoyster May 14, 2010
Originating in California for an awesome, often sudden, happening, often a climax. Terminology comes from common sexting images where the subject teases with a loosely arranged drying cloth before they 'drop the towel'.
by tmanthebean August 09, 2015

