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When in boot camp, the act of putting soap bars in a towel and using to teach another recuit a lesson for getting the entire unit in trouble, normally done by the entire unit. As seen in Full Metal Jacket, but is still done today.
Pvt Adams:Hey bro i heard last night that our whole unit woke up and in the middle of the night to towel party for getting us in trouble with that donut.
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him
Pvt Dante: Really? I must of sleep through it
Pvt Adams:Yea they beat the shit out of him
by Dante Adams August 31, 2011
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021