by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009
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"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."
by turbo_moisture December 08, 2018
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My friend pulled me home today with his mexican tow truck. At one point we were going almost alomost 70 mph. It was one of the most dangerous things I've ever done.
by briguy360 March 08, 2010
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I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.
by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
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by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001
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a type of vehicle needed after a long night of drinking. You will need a super tow truck to get your drunk ass home without injury to self or others. A super tow truck should include a flat bed (for the intoxicated to rest on)and a winch (a cable wire that can be attached to you so that drunks can be pulled out of bushes, ditches, and gutters.
I needed a super tow truck on Saturday. Meaning you were extra drunk and possibly blacked out. Remember not to confuse this with needing a regular tow truck on a night where you got just moderatley hammered!!!
by Ryan-Tow February 19, 2004
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A large tow truck much bigger than a semi, and with a density that rival collasped atoms. This truck is located at the center of the earth and is responsible for 99% of gravity on this planet.
Billy build another super tow truck in his garage and upon completion it tunneled to the center of the earth and once combined to tow the first truck, created a gravity well so massive it destroyed the earth and altered the center of mass of the solar system.
by Anonymous October 09, 2002
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