The act of standing while masterbating and rocking from side to side with a look of intense concentration on your face. Most commonly seen in East European porn films of the 90's and 00's when a guy is waiting his turn for a ride on the bike.
Igor Tour de Franced as Toni and Pedro DP'd Helvika
by Dave McGinty October 06, 2006
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The act of performing an Eiffel Tower while riding a bicycle. Some users find that using a tandem makes this easier to accomplish. An eco-friendly and marginally safer alternative to bobbin' shotty.
Emergency room doctor: "How'd you break your leg, son?"

Pat: "Well, my buddy and I were totally riding a Tour de France on this chick on the bike path, when he lost his balance and we collided head-on with a trike."
by ElQuesoGrande April 24, 2008
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To go on a Drug Binge.

Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
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A hateful phrase used by skaters/inliners when a skatepark i crowded with BMX bikers.
Example:

Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.

Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!

Skater1: Tell me about it..
by Hjalles July 13, 2009
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Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
by adam July 26, 2005
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The Olympic game look-alike sporting event in France, gathering hundred of cyclists from quite all around the world every year (28 countries in 2005). Thousands of miles through the scenery of pretty cities and countrisides in France and border countries such as Spain or Germany
Eddy Mercx from Belgium is one of the legends of the Tour de France (five times winner)
But greatest ever is LANCE ARMSTRONG. He is the only man to win the Tour seven (7) times
by adam July 24, 2005
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When a man and women ride a bike with pegs down the street, and the women is riding and the guy is on the pegs. the man proceeds to fuck the girl in the ass while the bike is going. they do this around the block a few times.
Alex: dude i did the Tour de France with the hot babe from last night!

Brennon: no way! that's awesome!
by housemusic4lif January 14, 2010
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