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Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.
Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!
by Derethad June 22, 2010
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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