A motorcycle rider who cannot perform a boxed double u-turn without touching their leg on the ground. These riders think their riding ability is better than it actually is, and typically want to buy bikes that are too big for them to handle at their skill level.
Rider 1: "Who let that kid get a motorcycle license? I heard he couldn't even complete the figure eight without putting his foot down."
Rider 2: "Yea, scoring high on the written test doesn't mean shit if you're a leg-toucher."
by Instructor Josh August 30, 2010
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A person who loves memes, he makes some of the best memes at there. With millions of views (not really) he is the best in the world!
by Some dude who is asleep November 06, 2018
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A person who enjoys touching (stroking, poking, fondling etc) slugs (especially really slimy ones).

Slugs being tough-skinned terrestrial mollusks (order Stylommatophora, class Gastropoda) that typically lack a shell and secrete a film of mucus for protection.
Tom: There's a slug on the table
Jack: ooo! *touches slug*
Tom: Eww you're such a slug toucher.
by nonslugtoucher September 24, 2011
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When someone is so fat there stomach actually touches the table in sitting at a booth in a restaurant.
Mike: I can't fit in this booth and I'm spilling food on me.

Leanna: well your so fat your stomach touching the table. Your a table toucher.
by Lvannienwenhove December 05, 2010
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One who gets pleasure by touching teedles.
That old guy over there is a teedle toucher, never mind hes just a full blown child molester!!!
by The Great Atche February 27, 2018
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A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.
Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.
by Scrotum Stroker August 04, 2018
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Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?
by xx7 July 08, 2020
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