Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.
by MrKnow2011 February 03, 2011
A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.
ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
by recktum November 04, 2004
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."
Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."
Melissa: "I know, right?"
Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."
Melissa: "I know, right?"
by Melissa, in honor of Nick's Birthday November 11, 2006
by Spuds May 08, 2003
by mangus June 21, 2005
One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.
by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 10, 2009