Someone who touches penises and rock hard phallic looking objects, this means there a serial wanker, gaylord or whatever that makes sense. You may also have statues of Penises in your abode.
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by MrKnow2011 February 03, 2011
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A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
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some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis
by recktum November 04, 2004
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one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
or
"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009
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An individual who is contagiously and toxically lame; a straight man who is, like, totally gay.
Melissa: "I know a guy who once burned a hole in my purse, watched me fall down the stairs on several occasions, nearly allowed me to slip into a narcotic-induced coma and always makes me take the bus to see him."

Nick: "Clearly, this fellow is a bucket-toucher."

Melissa: "I know, right?"
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a person who, by some force (usu. homosexualness in guys), has to touch penises
MIKE, no jp. Jeff likes to touch the penis so everyone refers to him as a penis toucher.
by Spuds May 08, 2003
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A turd that pokes out of your bunghole far enough to touch your drawers.
Man, do I need to toss a pooch -- I feel a cotton-toucher moving around down there!
by mangus June 21, 2005
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One who touches a dick. Could be an insalt or could be used just for fun. Comes from the latin root sucky sucky.
by Aaron Henderson Matt Pringle January 10, 2009
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