Funnier than Kafka-esque.

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

Anyone within shouting distance of your vehicle; Must be made aware of what they are via an open window; May also be referred to as a "poop toucher" when youth and/or elderly are present.

a continuous fecal ejection that reaches the water before breaking away from the anus

A tall man with a dirty beard, wearing glasses and has tattoos. Might also drive a Rabbit.

when a man has a drunken fascination during sex with another buthole in which leads to touching that buthole with his greasy fingers.

a deragatory term used to describe someone that touches a hole. can be iterechanged for terms such as asshole and douche bag.