Mom: Tou, can you help me with something?

Boy: Sure.

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Guy: wuu2
Girl: nm, just tou
Guy: aww, tou to

I had to tou all of the stuff in my garden.

Ex. 1: 'You know he's gonna tous he sees that jar with the peanut butter and jelly already together.'
<high pitched> 'Whaaat?! Did you see this?'
'See there he goes.'

Le me: *typong a work* Tou need to go to school!

stop acting like a tou