Leader of Real-Life Superheroes.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

A male who hangs around public bathrooms giving out handjobs to strangers

A "Real Life Superhero" who refuses to call himself a superhero. He also doesn't like the word "costume", as it refers to what he wears. He patrols and effectively stops crimes.

He's a Marine reservist, and is well trained in various martial arts.