something moms say when they're trying to sound "hip" or cool.
Mom: That's totes mcgoats!!

Child: Mom wtf does that even mean?
by PrdflS8n January 06, 2021
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John: "Oh my goodness, I discovered the square root of negative pi!"

Bett: "Totes brill."
by Cassandra Meff May 22, 2009
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An abridgment of the term "totally ridiculous".
Did you see that episode of Parks and Recreation last night? That shit was totes ridics.
by Blackford Oakes July 29, 2009
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When your beard gets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and Bill Murray makes an appearance on a ride on lawn mower owned by the UN and anyone see that movie Eraserhead? That's pretty messed up, I am currently sitting on a chair and you can never have too many of those. There's a man who comes to fix my shower called something wierd like Raoul but stranger, like if Raoul had an affair with Eraserhead and a guy who smells like a grandpa called Rog something was born and immediately started fixing pipes and yelling at toilets.
He charged $80, not too shabby, he did kick at my toilet and call it a fucking bastard, the poor toilet's taken shit all its life and has to put up with that on top of it, it's pretty unfair. I'm really not a fan of Pimp My Ride because they put computers everywhere in a car and it's pretty ridiculous.
BLAST THE WATERS CAPTAIN AND SHIPSHAPE, WE'VE GOT A GIGGLER ON OUR HANDS SO YOU'D BETTER START SHAVING NOW.
Keanu Reeves has frequent visitor scientologists giving him woodpeckers and personality tests.
Ong Tote, Parot Bote, Dust Mote ETC
by bearded_dargon September 21, 2006
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Something or someone that is extremely creepy. The totes is used for both emphasis, and to be funny.
1. That old man stared at me way too long. Totes creep.

2. It was such a totes creep way of staring at me.
by wordgrrl September 22, 2010
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