by Smutt November 30, 2007
by Nad Nosnore May 28, 2007
Originally posted on the Fall Out Boy Q&A thus began the "totes" explosion. Short for totally and became popular by way of lj.
Now it is used more outloud than typed on the internet.
Now it is used more outloud than typed on the internet.
I totes ate that sandwhich in 30 seconds.
You totes rock.
Person #1:Do you wanna go catch a movie?
Person #2:Totes
You totes rock.
Person #1:Do you wanna go catch a movie?
Person #2:Totes
by bringingthelawl December 16, 2006
A synonym for breasts. The word is derived from its similarity to tits and the fact that tote bags are about the size of the average breast, therefore the word tote has come to mean tit. It is especially useful in mixed company where a male may comment she has nice totes, without the well-endowed woman knowing that she is being discussed.
I hadn't seen in her in awhile, but she must have hit puberty's second wind. Her boobs have grown and now she has incredible totes.
by P.Titty November 12, 2005
The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.
by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017
For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.
Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.
by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

