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When something happens that is so brutal you have to shorten "totally brutal" because of it's awesome brutalness. It can also be used to describe heavy and brutal music. Also works with things that suck and things that are lame.
"Dude, Marty face planted on the sidewalk the other day and totally scraped his face off."

"Oh that's totes brute dude."
by D. Brute June 27, 2008
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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when you give someone total brutal honesty. or when you ask a friend to give it to you real. its the real deal Holyfield.
girl! are these shorts too short for my date tonight, give me the totes brutes.
by kaddy pies June 15, 2019
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