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When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.
John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.
by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.
Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.
by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016
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