The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 04, 2013
A reference from the Christopher Nolan movie Inception that suggests that a person should examine their totem (small personal object) in order to determine whether they are in reality or in delusional dreamland.
Intended to be used sarcastically.
Intended to be used sarcastically.
by Ryan-ALR August 22, 2010
A bukakke in which a group of ewoks (preferrably 5) stand on top of each other an ejaculate on the face of Princess Leia. On Endor, of course.
"Man you know when Luke wasnt watching them Ewoks was bustin out the hardcore fuckin on Leia. Hell, i bet they did a Ewok totem bukakke"
by Skippy European November 28, 2003
A common sex position in Miami. A guy stands up while carrying a girl and fucks her. Then, that girl has another girl on her shoulders and eats her out. That girl then carries another girl and eats her out. This totem pole continues until someone cums and the pole falls over.
by RoyLleh February 18, 2010
One, Jesus this line for the ladies room sure is long.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
Two, it sure is, if it takes any longer we could just go to the lobby and make a Mexican totem pole.
by Walmart Jesus August 03, 2015
Brad: Yo bruh, what are you doing with my beers?
Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.
Chad: Dude, I’m doing the totem pole challange. It’ll be easy for me.
Brad: That’s awesome dude.
by jg357 December 17, 2018
Girl 1: I had sex with Brad last night!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!
Girl 2: Wait...so did I.
Girl 1: I guess that makes us totem pole sisters!
by Brad the Dick April 13, 2014