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A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks
This coat of paint is utter tosh
by Jeremy Tripati-Eagle March 19, 2005
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May 2 Word of the Day
when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.
Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.
by brownchad April 29, 2020
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”You ever seen that show Tosh.0?“
”Yeah, I'm pretty sure that guy is Jesus”
by oAngryPOPTARTo July 23, 2011
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How West Africans say "touch"
Aunty bola: don't tosh my yam porridge
by wetin dey November 05, 2012
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An effeminate male with a scat fetish. Daniel ToshTosh.0gaychilli dog
That guy wearing bloomers and getting pooped on over there sure is a Tosh.
by Nathan Hate February 07, 2010
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