Bait with which hungry cougars lure their unsuspecting victims. Usually involves ramming penis shaped objects into the victims ass
"Te voy a llevar la tortilla de patatas en el parking del Kinepolis"
by Davazkz July 31, 2017
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The act of dipping your finger in a woman’s pussy or ass and eating what’s on your finger
Victor: How was sex with that Jenny girl?
Danny: I tortilla dipped her and there was some shit on my finger. It tasted nasty.
by DannyBoyz December 25, 2020
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A joking but endearing term used to describe someone of Latin descent, whose hands are resistant to heat due to picking tortillas out of the fire.
Jolie "Its not even that hot, stop being a baby" Michael "OK Tortilla Fingers"
by fuaXz May 19, 2016
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An incredibly charming, nice, smart, and all-round sexy human being currently residing in the realms of Xbox. He is especially known for his standout intellect besting those around him such as Royal Shake, an illiterate human being incapable of basic thought processes.
Nigger Queer: "Did you hear about Tortilla Horse's new fanny??"
Niglet Queer: "Yes, daddy."
Nigger Queer: "Shut up, bitch."
by Prgxisu August 10, 2017
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The act of secretly throwing many corn and/or flour tortillas on somebody’s lawn. Tortillaing is just like TP-ing someone’s house but with tortillas instead!

This trend began when a group of friends wanted to throw quesadillas on lawns but discovered that would be too expensive so they settled for tortillas. Dressed in all black with tortilla masks, the “tortilla bandits” threw tortillas on every seniors lawn throughout their senior year making it the best senior prank ever!
The tortilla bandits went tortillaing every week for months until everyone in their class had gotten tortillas on their lawn!
by tortillabandit21 October 23, 2020
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When you pull off some crazy accomplishment and celebrate by taking a bite out of a tortilla.
Bro I just won Victory Royale in Fortnite. This is a certified tortilla moment.
by Thesnakerox February 21, 2021
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It is someone that eats pussy with a corn tortilla in a girls vagina with cheese and makes them cum. It is a tradition in the Indian world and is looked down upon by many people. Pack that tortilla in my asshole vagina mustard because it taste like ketchup. Nasty how are you my nigga. You should be ashamed of your provolone cheese nigga.
Please pack that tortilla pussy in my vagina because it taste like cum in my horseradish shit.
by boody sniffer January 25, 2021
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