Urban Dictionary: Tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

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When a man jizzes on a woman's rather large nipples

Jorge gave Jasmine a Salty Tortilla

by PopeyesChicken August 12, 2015

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peanut butter banana tortilla

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 02, 2021

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you put a tortilla in your girls pussy with meat cheese and salsa. then you eat her out until she cums

i want your pussy tortilla

by Pussy tortilla February 01, 2018

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A fat tortilla. Literally just a fat tortilla. Usually eats chickfila multiple times a day while living its tortilla life. Prefers nike over pink and wears purple lebrons while living its tortilla life.

Damn that fat tortilla do be looking kinda thicc tho

by sugondeeznuts December 26, 2019

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Mexican restaurant run by mostly Asians that serves warm chips and cold cheese for $3.81

Fresh tortilla is so good yummy yummy I’m me yimmy

by Draymond black March 18, 2019

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confuzzled tortilla

it is a confused tortilla

i am a confuzzled tortilla

by that gay bish October 27, 2020

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