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Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.
He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"
by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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