squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.

"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

by Spooky Jim Christmas December 31, 2016

alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 22, 2009

Tortellini Transition

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.

Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

by DeadassMan January 18, 2017

Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

Kameran tortellini

The best gf ever!

“Who’s the best gf ever?”
“Kameran tortellini duhhh”

by The best girlfriend ever<3 August 5, 2021

Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 31, 2020

Tortellini-ass bitch

Cum fag

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch

by BIGG D February 5, 2022