Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Also known as Pasta Bundles

One of the best foods of our time. Teenage girls like to feast on them at sleepovers, specifically ones with the name of Sarah and Rachel. Will drive for hours just to get a taste.

a sexual practice in Italy in which the male wraps his penis in pasta dough before sex

you stick your sausage in her warm tortellini and spread white creamy sauce all over make sure to rub it in nice and deep

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.