When a person is so unattractive/ugly that you don't know wither to call them a tortoise of a potato

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.

When a person is unattractive/ugly and you cant decide whither to tell them they look like a potato Or tortoise