Torta

Elsa

Elsa is a torta

by big cock shotz August 29, 2023

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by June 28, 2021

Torta

A torta is a woman who loves to eat hot cheetos in the morning and is in a size XL or XXL.

Damn that torta is firme.

by las chonchitas. May 24, 2023

Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie

Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!

by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019

torta attack

When an over weight female (that typically is the care taker of her friends) trys to cock block a male from seducing her friend (which looks 10 times better than her).

Yo I tried to holler at shawty but her obese friend torta attacked me.

by Edsans69 February 2, 2023

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

torta g

A handsome mexican with a long fat dick

A teen that is not a fuckboi and is a guy that cares about peoples feelings .. Torta g

by Torta G October 31, 2017