A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
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A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
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A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.
Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
Friend: Who’s?
Me: La torta in the red.
Friend: Chale güey.
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I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.
by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018
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by gorlli November 09, 2018
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