Urban Dictionary: Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by June 28, 2021

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by June 28, 2021

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by June 28, 2021

A derogatory argentinean word used to refer to a lesbian.

¡Mirá estas tortas besándose.!

by Caraenal February 27, 2017

Tossing the Torta is equivalent to tossing the salad, only this practice is done on a Latina.

I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.

by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 09, 2018