One hell of a city, and I mean that in a good way. It's often pronounced with a silent 't', making it sound like "Toronno", and the weather's only "terrible" if you're a pansy and can't handle it (the weather's not even bad at all, anyways). Many individuals state that Toronto is "smoggy and dirty", but this assumption is only correct if one is referring to 'downtown Toronto'. Many other areas of Toronto are perfectly clean, and downtown Toronto is not always smoggy (it has its smoggy and non-smoggy days just like any other large city would).
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.
Person 1: I like Toronto, it's a nice Canadian city.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.
by 5ordan April 21, 2007
Kay, anyone that's complaining about the high crime rate?
Google "toronto crime rate"
As Mark Pugash (a police spokesperson) puts it, "Toronto is a safe city. It is one of the safest cities in North America and we need to keep that in mind,"
Toronto's a great city, okay?
Quit dissing it!
:D
Google "toronto crime rate"
As Mark Pugash (a police spokesperson) puts it, "Toronto is a safe city. It is one of the safest cities in North America and we need to keep that in mind,"
Toronto's a great city, okay?
Quit dissing it!
:D
Toronto is one of the best cities ever.
IT IS NOT FILLED WITH METROSEXUALS AND HAIRY BROWN WOMEN!
>______>!
IT IS NOT FILLED WITH METROSEXUALS AND HAIRY BROWN WOMEN!
>______>!
by Theefrond January 31, 2008
Traveller 1:"Where are you from?"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
by GreenRoom February 7, 2010
An underwhelming shitbag of a city in North America's Mid West. Toronto, not unlike its Mid Western neighbours, is plagued by terrible weather, even worse architecture, and ugly freeways crisscrossing its downtown core. It is a city full of future Vancouverites and Calgarians and those not intelligent enough to leave.
A Westerner to another Westerner: Why can't you get a good blowjob in Toronto?
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
by VancouverUbberAlles May 11, 2005
Toronto is the largest city in Canada and for many decades now has been the nation's economic and cultural capital. Since the population of Canada outside of Southern Ontario, Greater Montreal and British Columbia's Lower Mainland is made up of far-away pockets of isolated people who only leave the clammy warmth of their squalid kitchens for four months out of the year (June to September), most forest-dwelling, coal-mining, hayseed Canadians harbour a profound and innate hatred for Toronto because:
a) if you were so inclined, you could dine on a different ethnic cuisine every day for a year, prepared by people who know what they're doing;
b) lots of cool and smart gay people live there;
c) the city is unabashedly liberal-minded and hates hypocritical bigots;
d) new and innovative cultural experiences are created every day by a thriving arts scene in the city's beautiful and unique neighbourhoods;
e) Toronto has for a very long time funded all the welfare bums and 'seasonal workers' who live in most of the rest of the country; these ingrates have always been jealous and resentful of the hand that feeds them;
f) after being supported by Toronto for decades, Alberta suddenly has lots of oil money, and we all know how the garish nouveau-riche like to treat their cultural superiors - with snide contempt and petty insults; Albertans are the only people on earth who worship Idaho as their ideal model society, and the only people outside of Texas who think George Bush is Jesus's emissary on earth;
g) Montreal has been economically and culturally stagnant since the 70's and the city has watched all its jobs, artists and companies relocate to Toronto; even Celine Dion started putting out English-language albums and then left them for Vegas; at least Montreal still has poutine prepared hundreds of different ways and chain-smoking separatists who dream of their gun-toting terrorist heydays in the seventies;
h) Vancouverites think the sun shines out of their asses, which is a good thing because it certainly doesn't shine over their city; most cities have a 'wrong side of the tracks', but in Vancouver you'll see track marks up the arms of half its citizens; yay, disease-infested crackwhores for all!
i) Toronto is one of the most enjoyable, relaxed and livable cities on earth, and the people are friendly, open-minded, beautiful and a lot of fucking fun.
Alas, for these reasons and more it isn't a surprise to anyone from Toronto when they see idiots from the rest of Canada slag their city to anyone who is either dumb or confused enough to give them the time of day.
a) if you were so inclined, you could dine on a different ethnic cuisine every day for a year, prepared by people who know what they're doing;
b) lots of cool and smart gay people live there;
c) the city is unabashedly liberal-minded and hates hypocritical bigots;
d) new and innovative cultural experiences are created every day by a thriving arts scene in the city's beautiful and unique neighbourhoods;
e) Toronto has for a very long time funded all the welfare bums and 'seasonal workers' who live in most of the rest of the country; these ingrates have always been jealous and resentful of the hand that feeds them;
f) after being supported by Toronto for decades, Alberta suddenly has lots of oil money, and we all know how the garish nouveau-riche like to treat their cultural superiors - with snide contempt and petty insults; Albertans are the only people on earth who worship Idaho as their ideal model society, and the only people outside of Texas who think George Bush is Jesus's emissary on earth;
g) Montreal has been economically and culturally stagnant since the 70's and the city has watched all its jobs, artists and companies relocate to Toronto; even Celine Dion started putting out English-language albums and then left them for Vegas; at least Montreal still has poutine prepared hundreds of different ways and chain-smoking separatists who dream of their gun-toting terrorist heydays in the seventies;
h) Vancouverites think the sun shines out of their asses, which is a good thing because it certainly doesn't shine over their city; most cities have a 'wrong side of the tracks', but in Vancouver you'll see track marks up the arms of half its citizens; yay, disease-infested crackwhores for all!
i) Toronto is one of the most enjoyable, relaxed and livable cities on earth, and the people are friendly, open-minded, beautiful and a lot of fucking fun.
Alas, for these reasons and more it isn't a surprise to anyone from Toronto when they see idiots from the rest of Canada slag their city to anyone who is either dumb or confused enough to give them the time of day.
Canadian fuckfaces who love to sit around and slag Toronto all day can get off their fat welfare asses and kiss my royal hemorrhoids.
by loveboat March 22, 2007
A very multicultural and SAFE city, suprise suprise. Saskatoon and Regina have been at the top from Crime Canada from recent years. Ontario as a whole has one of the lowest and so does Toronto.
"Oh those bloody Torontonians in the East, with their high crime rate"
*someone behind the man in Saskatoon gets shot.
*someone behind the man in Saskatoon gets shot.
by TorontoChick July 22, 2008
Speaker 1: Want to smoke a joint.
Speaker 2: Pffft, were in Toronto man, maybe if were in Vancouver. Haha.
Speaker 2: Pffft, were in Toronto man, maybe if were in Vancouver. Haha.
by Bugeaud October 13, 2011