Urban Dictionary: Torkel

To fondle somebody, of either sex, in an innocent but rather intrusive way.

How was the party?
It was great, but whatshisface was pretty drunk and he torkelled me a few times, - it got a bit annoying.

by combobulating August 04, 2018

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Torkel

to stagger while walking due to intoxication.

After a hard night drinking he torkeled up the road into the distance.

by CeePeeEee May 25, 2017

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Torkel

To goof up or mess up; a mistake or blunder. Can be used in a short version as an explative, "tork",

"What a torkel!"
"That was a real torkel"
"Torkel!" or "Tork!" in place of a foul expletive.
An example would be to describe a missed easy shot in a soccer.

by General Squid June 17, 2010

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torkeling

Performing oral sex on someone. It comes from a combination of the words "tongue" and "snorkeling."

She never wants to have sex, but she is always up for a good torkeling.

by Luke64 December 19, 2005

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Torkel Moment

Torkel moment

Noun

Any image, gif, or video that contains the words “Torkel” and/or “moment”. The first ever Torkel moment was an image of ugandan knuckles and “TORKEL MOMENT”. Who is Torkel? Some random guy on discord.

Joe: James just did a backflip!
Yuri: Wow thats such a Torkel Moment!

by Torkelz September 24, 2020

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torkel moment

Person 1: torkel moment
Person 2: torkel moment

by L3ny May 18, 2021

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Expected no less from Torkel

The event when Torkel gets drunk and releases something funny on Snapchat

Peter: "Torkel just blacked out from 10 beers"
Teodor: "Expected no less from Torkel"

by Teoped January 27, 2018

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