Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.

to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.

Literally your one true love. He knows how to cheer you up and will be your best friend through everything

An extremely grand thing, something so grand that everything else is hidden in the shadow of its grandeur.

Dominating a party with a mean pair of sweats, sensible footwear, and utility belt made for holding 6-8 beers at a time. Optional activities include: capturing the night with a GoPro strapped to your head, whispering in people's ears, or wrestling other guests

A shirtless, well-muscled jew of Egyptian descent. A Torin can build pyramids with ease.
Torins are amazing at guitar.
Torins are known to have a large phalice.
Torins can be described as a player of the highest calibar.
Torins are, surprisingly, very nerdy, and attend math camp multiple time

Torin is a really strange guy, but he's also a massive sweetheart. He likes PewDiePie A LOT and struggles to get a girlfriend. And he also really likes learning about history for some reason. This probably makes him sound unattractive, but he's actually one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet! He's really funny and it's kind of a shame that a lot of women don't see it. But the girls who do give him a shot should never let him go, because he's fucking great.