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So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-
Never Look Up 'Tord' On google, the more you scroll, the more you regret your life.
by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
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A sexy Norwegian, who had to change his name because of the internet.
Poor Tord, he doesn't deserve this pain.
by Sistersis July 17, 2016
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A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"
" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"
by LunaStarWolf13 December 02, 2018
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A norwegian guy with a funny accent, interested in giant robots and can probably kill you. Oh and he likes the color red and hent-
"I don't understand why people ship Tom x Tord , it makes no sense. I DARE you to search it up on the internet. " "Why would I do that?"
"If you want to go blind"
by Literally_Trash October 21, 2018
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Tord is a turd and so sexy but due to the eddsworld fandom he cannot use his real name in public and might be dead

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Tord is a fictional character in a youtube series (that will supposedly continue in January 2018) called "Eddsworld"
In the series, Tord is found wearing a red hoodie, with horn-like caramel brown hair and (supposedly) silver eyes.

The voice actor of Tord left early-on in the series because of all the criticism and mega-fans.
It came to the point where he could not use his real name in any social media.
Tord hates Tom.
I hate matt, matt sucks.
Tord is attractive and I look at pictures of him in class.
"It's me! Tord?"
"He used to live here?"
"Uhhh."
"Yeah, he used to! >:c"
"Uhh."
"You really don't remember?"
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