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So He's This Guy With a Red hoodie, And he's part of this thingy called The red Army, And he's Norwegian And.... very... Very Ho-
by ProbablyATord February 28, 2017
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
3
A fictional character from the youtube series made by Edd Gould called "Eddsworld".
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"
He has a red hoodie, horn-shaped caramel brown hair, dark grey pants, and black sneakers.
He also smokes and is the red leader. ( The leader of the red army.)
He hates another fellow character of Eddsworld called "Tom"
" Its me, Tord?"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"
"Tord, whats going on?"
"Hey Edd, thanks for holding on to this for me!"
"But, I thought we were... I thought we were friends."
"Huh, NO! What would I need friends for when I've got this? I'm unstoppable HAHAHAHAH"
by LunaStarWolf13 December 02, 2018
4
A norwegian guy with a funny accent, interested in giant robots and can probably kill you. Oh and he likes the color red and hent-
"I don't understand why people ship Tom x Tord , it makes no sense. I DARE you to search it up on the internet. " "Why would I do that?"
"If you want to go blind"
"If you want to go blind"
by Literally_Trash October 21, 2018
5
Tord is a turd and so sexy but due to the eddsworld fandom he cannot use his real name in public and might be dead
COMMIE
COMMIE
by 私の名前は雪吉です、私は催眠術師です February 21, 2018
6
Tord is a fictional character in a youtube series (that will supposedly continue in January 2018) called "Eddsworld"
In the series, Tord is found wearing a red hoodie, with horn-like caramel brown hair and (supposedly) silver eyes.
The voice actor of Tord left early-on in the series because of all the criticism and mega-fans.
It came to the point where he could not use his real name in any social media.
Tord hates Tom.
I hate matt, matt sucks.
Tord is attractive and I look at pictures of him in class.
In the series, Tord is found wearing a red hoodie, with horn-like caramel brown hair and (supposedly) silver eyes.
The voice actor of Tord left early-on in the series because of all the criticism and mega-fans.
It came to the point where he could not use his real name in any social media.
Tord hates Tom.
I hate matt, matt sucks.
Tord is attractive and I look at pictures of him in class.
"It's me! Tord?"
"He used to live here?"
"Uhhh."
"Yeah, he used to! >:c"
"Uhh."
"You really don't remember?"
|||~++~FLASHBACK~++~|||
"He used to live here?"
"Uhhh."
"Yeah, he used to! >:c"
"Uhh."
"You really don't remember?"
|||~++~FLASHBACK~++~|||
by LunaStarWolf13 December 02, 2018