A day spent doing nothing at all.

California Tortilla, the best "mexican" restaurant ever where all the people who work there are "spunky" and the newsletters are damn funny. Located in good ol' MoCo (Montgomery County, MD), soon to be worldwide!

The place where twelve year old boys try to get onto Pornhub, but they realize it's way too slow to use.

Heed my warning, and please: use it for anonimity, not thongs and titties.

a mix of '‘Woot!’ for {objec-of-preposition here}' and 'Kudos to {objec-of-preposition here}', when you want to give some one your congrats and 'good-job' at the same time.

Tor Erik’s are most likely to be the best at dancing. They are always the best at everything they do and they are always better then everyone who’s named Tony. They are really good looking and will most likely get every girls and guys to chase after them. They are really romantic and sweet, but no matter how nice they seem, they could be a total badass if they want to and would most likely roast you if they don’t like you!.

Tor job = trying to use the pull out method but instead getting pregnant