Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.
“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”
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When a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. Like a muffin top for the chest area.
Eww, check out that cake topper, on that chick! Someone get her a bigger shirt stat.
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The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.
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What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"
A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.
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The jerk who only takes the top part from the muffins in the breakroom each morning, resulting in the proliferation of the less desirable "bottoms", which then become dry and inedible over the course of the day.
May you be hoist by your own petard someday, muffin topper
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A player of MMORPG's, such as World of Warcraft, that is only concerned with being on the top of the Damage Meter. They do not care for the group and are all about the DPS.
(player)"Yo let me see that damage meter 'cause you know I be dropping some mad DPS!" (Group): "Man this mofo is a chart topper."
by Stefan Ramirez February 08, 2006
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Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.
Topper Headon is my drumming hero.
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