When a person is up to date with the trends, gossip and activities in modern society.
Joel: Hey C-dawg! Did ya hear about Brangelina's breakup?
Chad: Yeah, I'm heart-broken brother!
Joel: Man, you are so topic! That thang only happened just a week ago.
by Joel4prez December 19, 2016
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You’re a TOPIC If you are so crazy that people can have a conversation about how wack you are and it would last for hours. Pretty much, there’s a lot to say about u. It’s not necessarily a bad thing. It just means ur crazy and goofy.
Oliva; Elma did the funniest thing today!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Exavier; That girl is a whole topic.
by Elmo❤️ December 21, 2019
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to over-talk or contine to talk about the safe topic alot in a small time of space
The news continues to topicate about OJ Simpson and the real killer. I wanted to hear something different this week.
by MIDEVILPRO February 01, 2013
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End topic.

When a topic lacks, sucks, has been ruined by idiots, OR! someone has posted something so brilliant, there is no need for foruther posting.
ex. 1

Poster 1: Hey sup guys?
Poster 2: ur mom
Poster 3: /topic

ex. 2

Poster 1: The other day I was helping a friend move out, and I saw his mom naked.
Poster 2: Ho shit, was she hawt?
Poster 1: Yep. She (insert discriptive things about her hawtness).
Poster 3: You're fucking sick, not to mention lame.
Poster 1: GTFO of my thread, douchewhore.
Poster 3: No. You fail at life.
Poster: Nice going, you fucked up the thread.
/topic
by Rikku Motomiya May 31, 2006
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A word used to pretend that a conversation has a point.
Topic: Chippy loves men!
by <HoBo>Jux December 31, 2004
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