Fetch, cool, or awesome.

a word that matthewlush .aka. gaygod came up with
by suicidalmurderer November 05, 2007
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Someone who is with multiple people at once, but is a real dumbass about it and is easily caught, and try to make excuses for it. Associated with fuckboy, dumbass, pussy, and a flat out dick.
Stella:
Brandon is such a topher dating Ashley and Erica at the same time.
Amanda:
And he tried to make excuses and act like he wasn't dating Erica at all!
by CallMeShorty June 28, 2016
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The act of receiving oral sex while your female partner is urinating.
Wow she really tophed him off

Mikaela gave Chris a sloppy topher last night
by sbwbnwendeh April 04, 2011
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My sexy babe with the goatee. Hehe, the sweetest guy I have met up until this nanosecond.
Ummmm... Go get your own "Topher".
Topher is ALL Mine. lmao.
by Pirate-Nicky October 27, 2008
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A short little fucker who thinks they are tough, but anyone can beat their ass.
Like when topher faught bacon, look at that.
by Grant March 21, 2003
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