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Usually has a small penis, doesn't know shit, dates younger girl and turns out to be a child molester. IF YOUR DAUGHTER HAS A BOYFRIEND NAMED TOPHER TELL HIM TO GTFO AND SLAP YO DAUGHTER LIKE SHE A HOE
by Topejdnndsi March 17, 2018
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Name: Topher comes from the root word Christopher. Were if you don't like chris then you cut of chris and make it Topher.
Topher is not bad but good because The person that uses topher as a nickname is every different and nice.
Topher your so sweet for geting that for me.
But if you use Christopher is sounds so plain.
by Topher August 18, 2004
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the most wonderful, intelligent, amazing, sweet, caring, loving, beautiful boyface in the entire world.
nikki loves her topher very much.
by nikkiDANGER April 25, 2005
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A person preferably but can also be a thing. Lovable but threatening and can cause you to have withdraws. The withdraws you may accure are usually called topherculitus; wanting of the topher.

Topher is commonly also a persons name. A person of amazing and different qualities, rare.
"Oh my god"
"What!?"
"Did you see that Topher?"
"No, I cant believe I missed it!!"

or

"I miss topher"
"I know the feeling"
*faints on floor* "Sorry I am just suffering from topherculitus"
by The 1 to <3 March 02, 2010
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A boy that not only doesn't care about girls, he flirts with nearly all of them and then changes his mind about them; he also dates other females within their friend spectrum. He causes a lot of harm to the emotional state of others and he can really make a girl cry! To many people's surprise, however, he is sensitive on the inside, although many define him as a "straight-up player". The blunter people in society simply don't look past the douchiness.
Hey, lay off, man. What did you expect? That kid's such a Topher...
by the_realistic_numbers112 March 29, 2011
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the studliest ferret you'll ever see
topher is such a stud
by Elena February 06, 2005
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