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A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
by Butt Valen August 10, 2016
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Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)
by DoJoCa August 17, 2014
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Ugly ass bitch who typically sucks 9 inch cock 24/7 7 days a week....eats big cock with gloves off cause he likes the vains...they make him squirt soy sauce and scream....PAPPPIII
by Cum liking October 08, 2018