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Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends
Wow fuck that guy he is such a topher
by Beans123456 July 21, 2019
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A tall lanky dirty bastard who drives a civic and puffs on the vape like a fuck nut. Takes care of his buddies dog and takes a ride on the red rocket express. He's super suave with dudes and gives a good header according to Tyler.
Adam : Dude I totally saw topher chuffing his vape in his civic last night.

Tyler: What time because he gave me a header at 10?
by Butt Valen August 10, 2016
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Topher is when a man is so hard and stiff that his penis stretches the underwear he is wearing. (Word inspired by gay porn star Topher Dimaggio)
by DoJoCa August 17, 2014
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topher is a sexy, intelligent young male who everybody wants to be around.
topher is amazing and fit
by topher October 22, 2004
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A person that like random people's statuses and pictures in a sexually provocative manner.
"I heard Topher just liked Ashley's picture"
"Oh yeah, such a Topher"
by runrunsteven September 04, 2011
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Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends
Wow that guy is such a topher
by Beans123456 July 21, 2019
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Ugly ass bitch who typically sucks 9 inch cock 24/7 7 days a week....eats big cock with gloves off cause he likes the vains...they make him squirt soy sauce and scream....PAPPPIII
by Cum liking October 08, 2018
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